Why do you go and get drunk?  Doesn't it get old?

Yes, but sometimes the next day I'll randomly end up with pictures such as this.... it's like receiving gifts, happy happy gifts from drunk-o-swirly-land!


Why do you go to the gym?  Exerting energy to move pieces of iron back and forth accomplishing nothing is pretty retarded.

True.  But you see, females gravitate towards non-functional shoes, meaning:

+     =

Some drunk chick who's ability to walk has been replaced by repeated and slurred shouts of how much her heels hurt and O please piggy-back me down the street.  So really, I guess you work out in order to pick up chicks, literally and figuratively.

Why are you such a 10 year old?  Grow up!

You notice how adults have lots of expensive and complicated hobies?  All to keep themselves entertained...  And a 10 year old?  Give him a bubble-gum and a sharpie and he's set for the day.



Look!   I drew this picture.  I was thoroughly amused.  I simply don't see a reason to grow up.

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damn.... I'm going to be a dentist making subsistence-level wages.....

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