Went to a Mets game today, it was the second time that I've attended a baseball game live.  While I enjoy the whole event (heckling, 7 dollar hotdogs etc) within the social excursion context, I'm still going to take a stand right now and come out and say it:   Baseball is a fucking boring sport. 

While I can give all sorts of evidence thereof, such as how there are 18257185 games per season so each win/loss is meaningless, how if you don't play fantasy MLB then there's no point in following any players, or how the legitimacy of the sport itself is questionable w/ the pedestrian and common-place "juicing", I need only to cite 1 singular piece of evidence to prove my point: 

The score-sheet that fans bring to the game and diligently fill out play by play.  So you see?  Even the enthusiasts admit that the sport is such a bore that they have to assign themselves homework just to pass the time!  Way to go America, way to pick the worst national pasttime ever.  Couldn't you have followed the Spanish and picked unabashed hedonism instead??!

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