First Week of Real Classes

So I just finished the first week of real classes, not just "learn-how-to-turn-on-PDA" ones and holy shit is there a lot of work.  I mean, everyday coming back home I've needed to make myself a stiff one.  Now that I think about it, it's actually pretty damn adult, unwinding after a long day with some Crown on rocks.... oh wait, then I notice that I'm shirtless, in my pajamas, and watching cartoons.... classy indeed.

The amount of school work so far has been ridiculously overwhelming for my "econ-class skipping, dance-class taking" ass.  I feel like it's finals week, but then I look at the calendar, and oh, it's day 2.  Fuck!

A big reason?  On top of the hard but legitimate classes like gross anatomy and biochem, we have to take some um... rather questionable ones like: "patient-dentist relations".  I present to you a powerpoint slide from this class:

matrix

WTF?? "reality", "perception", "construct"? ?  Look, I've got enough crap to do, I'm really looking to pay 78k a year to take a class on "The Matrix".  If I really want to I can rent the DVD myself, please save this stuff for your late night debates on internet bulletine boards.