Seems that I got asked the ubiquitous "so what's dental school like?" question a lot, so I dug up this "schedule" I made during the fall....

First Semester:

7:05 - alarm goes off, stay in bed, check emails, check schedule, decide that the 8 o'clock class isn't worth waking up for.  Goes back to sleep.
9:00 - ****! this class takes attendance, ahh **** it, doesn't count for much anyways, check emails, read ESPN.com, look for picutres of boobies on community webshots
9:20 - shower, fix breakfast, read SI.com, damn, Bills suck so much. 
9:45 - SHIT! It's late!  Guess I'm going to class in pajamas again.  Start walking to school ... ooh, that chick's hot, I'd probably bone her, let me look at her, damn, won't make eye contact, damn her, oh well, she's probably fat under the layers.... hmm I wonder if I'd do a fat chick.... probably not... but then again, they need loving too
9:50 - oop, at school, oh now the camping for the damn elevator begins
9:55 - stand around waiting for elevator.... ooooh, she got nice calves, oooh nice legs too, oooh nice long hair, oooh her face is also... oh wait, it's a guy.
10:02 - eh, not too late... besides if I don't look at the professor who already is lecturing I won't notice the look of death being sent my way.... sit down, turn on lap top, log in online... log into AIM, join class chatroom, make random penis comment, make random vagina comment, wonder at all the people frantically typing notes...maybe I should take notes too..... nah, need to check ESPN.com,their Page 2 articles might be updated
11:00 - eh, lame class coming up, time for early lunch.
12:00 - gotta go to the gym, must pump iron because pumping iron is vital to not having to settle for fat chicks.
12:30 - damn... this guy is sweaty, damn, this guy's buff... damn, this guy benches way more than me... fuck can I lift more than anyone here?? Ah HA! I can take this guy on! I feel manly. I can leave.  Um... I think that was a girl... you shut up brain.
1:00 - class? nap? class? nap? class? nap? Eh, I'd rather be well rested and ignorant than tired and knowledgeable... er wait....
3:00 - wake up from nap
3:30 - anatomy lab. God this is boring. This speciman smells. I wonder how much money it would take for that girl to lick this piece of mandible....
5:00 - go to library. study study study, or actually, study facebook facebook facebook yahoo sports yahoo sports study get up buy snacks oh **** need to buy present for girlfriend... hmm... lingerie, that's like giving a gift to myself. www.victoriasecret.com.. mmmmmhhmmmm Tyra Banks.... *drool. Wipe drool from keyboard. Pack up go home
7:00 - dinner, Simpsons, E!
8:00 - study study study, see previous study entry
11:00 - Get in bed, must get to sleep early, want to start off tomorrow right, fresh new start, pay attention in all my classes!
11:05 - God trying to sleep at 11pm is weird.  I'll just check my email and facebook one more time....
1:30 - WTF?!? 1:30 ??!  Bed.


Second Semester:

Kind of the same thing.  Except: I wake up at 11:xx and think, it's too cold to go to class and I've already missed 3 hours... fuck it I'll just take the day off and watch some TV.  I'll just read the damn transcripts later....


* Thoughts on my mind lately:

What do Yamaca (sp?) wearing Jews do if they go bald?  Hat-glue?

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