Full Circle

So the other day, after we finished major orientation activities, I realized that I have come full circle in my academic career and returned to middle school.  I mean, not only do we get lockers, (yes lockers!) we're also assigned lecture groups, with whom we'll be attending classes and labs (which have alphabetical assigned seating) with.  It felt like the heydays where you had a homeroom, were assigned to "teams", and never saw friends outside of your "team" except during recess and lunch.  Dental school = middle school, except with metal pokeys.  Any day now I'm going to wake up and find an email in my inbox reminding me to: "make sure to cast your votes in the cafeteria tomorrow for 'best dressed'! "

Had an auspicious night out with some of my fellow colleagues (yeah the word is weird to me also) last night.  In the midst of the swirly revelries, I took down people's numbers and in the midst of drunkenness, thought it be clever to assign descriptive nicknames.  Brilliant move, for the day after I'm left with entries in my cell phone like: "doublefistersmith" and "amymadatpussy" and just the vaguest clues to who these people are.  I mean, wtf?!  Amymadatpusy?  Was there a fallout between her and her pussy?  And what is doublefister's real name??  I mean, it's one thing to yell "Wooooooooooooooo! doublefistersmith!!" while pounding shots at a bar, but using such a moniker in the daytime is rather awkward... "hey, uh, doublefistersmith, you know where anatomy lab is at?"  Doh!

Observation: guys in clubs are idiots.  I mean, what's with the whole 'let's just go up behind a girl and start grinding on her' move?  I don't care how drunk she is, I think she'll still notice when all of a sudden a body with chest hair sprouting out of a striped collared shirt and emnating some BO + Cool Water combo suddenly started attacking her backside.  I don't know why I have this racial prejudice hardwired in my brain, but whenever I think of "sleezy guy at club", I mentally conjure up a Persian.


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