Found
a pair of handcuffs in my bed the other night. It was nestled
between the mattress and box spring. It made me really sad
because
a) the prior roommate must have had a helluva time and some crazy stories....
b) even though I am keeping them, I wish I had the time and energy to actually introduce such props into my sex life.
Having to study for anatomy exams is the best inhibitor to one's libido.... and actually so is the biochem reference I just made. Question now is how many shots would it take for me to actually go up to a girl at a bar and say, "hey, so... you want to be my libido's allosteric stimulator?..... baby?"
Now if a girl actually is smitten with such a line, and is in posession of a devastatingly good wink on a pretty solid face, there's going to be another wedding coming up.
Was reading yahoo news during class and came across this gem....
Does "...chose not to make $42 million in debt payments..." sound really weird to anyone else? I didn't know debt repayment was a choice, but I guess now I know better. Therefore, Dear American Express, I am putting you on notice that I have chosen not to make any more payments towards my balance in the immediate future. Oh, this notice also goes out to Citibank and Mr. Stafford at the US Government, it is likely that I will also chose to not repay back my dental school loans. Sincerely, Jerry Yu.
a) the prior roommate must have had a helluva time and some crazy stories....
b) even though I am keeping them, I wish I had the time and energy to actually introduce such props into my sex life.
Having to study for anatomy exams is the best inhibitor to one's libido.... and actually so is the biochem reference I just made. Question now is how many shots would it take for me to actually go up to a girl at a bar and say, "hey, so... you want to be my libido's allosteric stimulator?..... baby?"
Now if a girl actually is smitten with such a line, and is in posession of a devastatingly good wink on a pretty solid face, there's going to be another wedding coming up.
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Was reading yahoo news during class and came across this gem....
Does "...chose not to make $42 million in debt payments..." sound really weird to anyone else? I didn't know debt repayment was a choice, but I guess now I know better. Therefore, Dear American Express, I am putting you on notice that I have chosen not to make any more payments towards my balance in the immediate future. Oh, this notice also goes out to Citibank and Mr. Stafford at the US Government, it is likely that I will also chose to not repay back my dental school loans. Sincerely, Jerry Yu.