Thinking of Hiring a Hooker
A
hooker would be mighty handy right now, because you see, I am from
California, and I don't own comforters, I own sheets. I am
sitting here typing, freezing my ass off because I can't sleep.
Fuck I'm going to have to wear my evening wear to bed just to stay
warm. What the fuck is wrong with this state?? With the whole
wetness dropping from the sky thing and the sub 65
temperatures??! Water comes from faucets and toilets! Not
the sky! I'm
officially putting the state of New York on probation for this shit!
I wonder what the going rate for a hooker is if all she has to do is
sleep in my bed to warm it up. Hello 1-800-Dial-a-Ho? I'm
looking for someone for my bed... to keep me warm.... no uh...
activities will be needed. Ugliness is not an issue, can be fat,
hell fatness is preferred, I think they're more thermally
insulating. Oh yeah and do you offer a student discount?
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