The Manpurse
So my roommate has a man
purse. Which of course is no big deal nowadays, and furthermore,
he had no qualms about referring to it as a man purse, instead of using
some kind of masculini-fying euphemism like passport holder or
etc.... However, what was interesting was that his manpurse has a
gun holster, a gun holster! It's like, oh hello, I'm a bag for
men, slightly girly because well... I'm technically a purse, but oh
wait, look what I
have! It's a gun holster! I am uber manly bag! I dare
you to mock my purse-ness!
The manpurse with a gunholster... definitely the most incongruent thing
I've ever run into.... now all I need to see is a pair of heels with a
slide-out swiss army knife....
<note> I've had some comments from some people that my posts are
getting shorter and less .. "essay" -ish. Shut the fuck up.
I have school. I have a shitload of school as a matter of fact,
you try framing clever around a full blown essay after having to
memorize the brachial plexus.