Brevity of
Thought
Here are personal thoughts and
zeitgeist one liners on the classes I've taken thus far....
Application of Technology in
Healthcare:
- Tetris
got installed on my PDA.
Anatomy, Part I:
- The
Brachial Plexus.... this fucker innervates everything.
Anatomy, Part II:
- God I
hope spelling doesn't count on the practicals.
Dentistry as a Profession:
- Wow I
play a lot of PDA Tetris during class.
Epidemiology:
- Being
black: bad for your health.
Ethics:
- Don't blog
if you go to Marquett
Biochemistry:
- Don't
give coffee to a drunk.
Cellular Organelles:
- Hot girls
can be inadequately developed males, just fix his vagina and don't tell
him.
Dietary Health Promotion (Part
of Operative):
- Don't eat
McDonalds, cause you'll get fat, and DIE!
Operative/GDS:
- Thank you
dad for buying me Nintendo, I will be forever good working with my
hands.
Health Promotion I:
- I've got
to spend an hour talking to each patient about healthy life
habits?? I got ADA Procedure codes to bill and loans to pay back!
Dentist-Patient Relationships:
- I ought
to get a partial refund for having to sit through these lectures...
Basic Tissues:
- Why are
the damn conference quizes so hard?!?
Health Promotion II:
- God I'm
glad I wasn't interviewed by him!
Operative II
- I'm going
to be a mandibular dentist. All maxillary restorations shall be
referred out.
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